Love a little Christmas time nostalgia? Do you know every line to the family favourite films of the festive season? Well, these greeting cards are for you,
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, anyone?
That bitch 'rona has robbed us of the year 2020. But, it can't rob us of solid friendships. Sometimes, shitty situations birth some pretty great ideas. Birthed as a side hustle during the COVID-19 Melbourne lock-down period, FTLOV and Cluster Fuss have teamed up to design limited edition tees showcasing sweet little designs inspired by tattoo flash and candy hearts.
These tee designs have expanded into Christmas greeting cards!
With a touch of naughty,
A pinch of nice,
Add a dash of nostalgia,
And some metal to entice.
Christmas just got so much more brutal with this Krampus print. Did you think being threatened with a bag of coal from Santa was rough if you were naughty all year? Well, shit. That's child's play when it comes to this mythical creature.
Krampus isn't exactly the stuff of dreams. Bearing horns, dark hair, fangs, and a long tongue, the anti-St. Nicholas comes with a chain and bells that he lashes about, along with a bundle of birch sticks meant to swat naughty children. He then hauls the bad kids down to the underworld.
Pretty metal, huh?
Available in two colourways - black and white / black and red.
Perfect for the silly season, these metal AF greeting cards can be a great addition to any present.
FTLOV is proud to announce we are NOT Hallmark. We are a lot more fun!
Krampus rolling a 'Save the neck for me Clark' candy heart - Inside message: Blank.
Measuring approximately 13.9cm x 10.7cm folded, on recycled matte paper. Each card comes with it's own white envelope.
Colour alterations: Please be aware that actual colours may vary. This is due to the fact that every computer monitor, laptop, tablet and phone screen has a different capability to display colours. Everyone also sees tones of colour differently. FTLOV aims to edit listing photos to show all products as life-like as possible, but please understand the actual colour of your product may vary slightly from your monitor display.
Pugs included!: Because each item is designed and assembled in a private home studio, some pug “glitter” may creep into your order unintentionally. Although the aim is to keep this to a minimum, please be aware of this If you have pet allergies.
Fancy making your own custom candy heart? Check out the custom orders page to find out how you can make your candy heart dreams come true!